One Hand Clapping Records
COMING SOON

The Xerox Underground

the smudge is the signature

What the Cardboard Cosmonauts would have become if nobody had kept their room — their MADS twin, inverted with meaning. Same first love: comics. Everything else flipped. They adapt the longbox from the back room of a comic shop after close, because their childhood rooms were never preserved. So they made the shop the fort.

GENRE-FLUIDINK FOREVER
FIRST TAKE
THE SOUND

Genre is a variable — no fixed sound, a new one matched to each book: prestige chamber-folk for Chris Ware, industrial harshness for Vasquez. First take is the take; the smudge is the signature.

Genre-FluidChamber-FolkIndustrialIndie-Rock
THE RECORDS

The Direct Market

No fixed catalogue, on principle — a new sound matched to each book.

UNRECORDEDGenre Is a Variablethe records change every time
UNRECORDEDFirst Take Is the Takethe smudge is the signature
THE BAND

The Back Room After Close

Mitchel filters every word; Scotty brings every borrowed sound and language; Gutter floats the dumb idea that turns out smartest; Allison sings when she feels like it.

Mitchel Aaronson

Lead vocals — words, in ink

the filter; the wasted gift; orders another round instead of finishing the novel

Scotty Ferguson

Backing vocals

the polyglot; the shop was his only fixed address

Gutter

Spoken / backing

the accidental philosopher; the dumb question gone profound

Allison Funk

Vocals — flat sardonic deadpan (real pipes, once)

weather, not a member; Enid as writer, Daria as singer; one Lisa-Loeb ballad a catalog

THE LORE

They Made the Shop the Fort

The Xerox Underground is what the Cardboard Cosmonauts would have become if nobody had kept their room — their MADS counterpart, built to the house law that an inversion must invert with meaning. Same first love: comics. Everything else flipped. Where the Cosmonauts adapt the funny pages from a preserved bedroom, the Underground adapts the longbox — graphic novels and direct-market floppies — from the back room of a comic shop after close, because Scotty's family moved every year and Mitchel's potential was a thing adults kept mentioning in the past tense.

None of them has a fort to crawl back into, so they made the shop the fort — borrowed, fluorescent, half-legal, open till whenever. And the largest inversion is sonic: the Cosmonauts are locked to one sound forever; the Underground has none, on principle, choosing the right genre per book the way a cover artist matches a line weight to a mood. First take is the take. The smudge is the signature.

the full story, the laws, the things said once
FROM THE SHELF

The Extras

The small stubborn objects and the lyric books — some free, some sold out, some lost. Scarcity is part of the record.

🖨️

The First Copy

The proof pull off the shop's photocopier — toner streaked, registration off by a hair. They kept this one, not the clean ones. The flaw is the point; the smudge is the signature.

The Cabinet of Matchings

Which book becomes which genre — the whole index, in Mitchel's hand, argued over by everyone. Run off after close on the shop machine. The toner ran out. So did the copies.

THE UNIVERSE

Pull a Thread

Every band on the label is one room of the same house. A few doors out of this one:

LISTEN

Not filed under any one genre yet — that's the point. Flip through here.